Bumper Stickers

I've found that Austinites (that's Austin inhabitants) have weird tastes in bumper stickers. What do you expect from a town that uses "Keep Austin Weird" as it's motto.

I'll post funny ones as I see them, but I'll mix in some of my all time favorites today for fun. (I saw these on actual cars)

Austin, TX

• Dirty Old Women Need Love Too

Alabama:

• Jesus Gets the Best; The Ladies Get the Rest. Consider Celibacy (I'm not kidding; it was on a jeep)

Fort Worth, TX

• Prescription for a Good Marriage: No One Wears the Pants (The bumper sticker printed "the" very small so that you first read, "No One Wears Pants.")